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Beyonkee
13:10 shmebulock is from gravity falls he is one of the gnomes
Me from Calgary when the circus is mentioned: Hey I live there
Hello shmebulocks
1 dollar for car ples
13:10 That, my friend... was an unintentional Gravity Falls reference :)
"Beyonkee"
2:11 Me on Nookazon
5:57 No no u said it in a fudge anoyying way ommgg I can't ahh I'm omg I wanna scream but it's midnight Idk how explain what I'm feeling but ahh
Haha. Schmebulock (or smth). From Gravity Falls. That's what you said at the end, good sir
“Shmebulucks”
No one: Not a single soul: Emkay: Beyonkee..
Love the episodes with Jack 😍
Mr beast: you'll take my entire stock.
Wait what do you mean $25 for a pizza
7:38 19 seconds to be exact.
"Beyonkee" I was dying
Imagine these people in the soviet union
I feel like 4:39 fits more on r/QuitYour Bullsh*t
I wondered why the heck that person’s Aunt was making them pay rent. Until I read on...
Shmebulum the mokepon
Schmebulock is the gnome from Gravity Falls
1:58 I think in the end, he still bought the i Onlyfans
"Alright you little schmevulocks!" 🤣 I'm dying
yes beyinkee is my favorite!
peter asked for a piano on my birthday...
12:11 *grunt*
7:18 he's offering 950 at 9:50 PM
Smebulock
Am I the only one who noticed that at 7:05 the beggar messaged the seller at 9:50, and their offer was 950$. Coincidence?
I swear, this man said beyonké instead of beyonSAY. 0:33 , gotta hate it. i guess he really is a "annoying piece of shi" as he said he was in the first few seconds.
I just watched a video in reverse, and now I cant understand a thing.
when he said 'schmebulocks' i was like *GRAVITY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLSSSS*
6:04 okay Hisoka didn’t know you read reddit posts
🅿🅾🅾🅿🅸
The only bad part about this was Jack not knowing what/who Schmebulock is.
Awesome
9:22 beUtiful singing sir 👏👏👏 I approve
“can i have a car for $1 dollar?” **gives hotwheels car**
6:39 YO I LIVE NEAR THAT MALL
Shmebulock is from gravity falls
WHY do people HATE pitbulls so much all they are is literally furry babies
Yes
Just remember, if you ever see a choosing beggar IRL then it's your duty to punch them in the face. Physical violence is the solution for some people.
Hey Jack, long time no see!
Can you guys give me likes for this comment? Ya know, just cos...
The first post: Exists Me looking at my editor who I pay a dollar per video: o-O Him: hey I’m letting you pay me a dollar don’t you dare do shit Me: tries to add 50 ¢ to the payment Him: *REFUNDED*
Mmmm yes *BEYONKEE*
r/woosh Beyoungkii?
1:20 it;s not the amount, it's the source. money earned from wealthy families or from owning shit is generally not considered money you earned through your own work while money you make as a worker is. of course, obscene wealth as an honest worker is really not possible unless you have an extremely technical job or a very dangerous one, and even then people will still buy in large say you earn that money. with business owners, family oligarchs, etc. there is much less respect to go around for "their" money and how they "earned" it.
what I've learned is that when somebody starts swearing in an argument you've already won because they lost their temper
Jiffy lube is a mechanic shop in the US. They are big Inn my oil related stuff is where the name come froms never realized how funny it is til now tho 😂
AY HE HAS 1B SUBS
First vid I've seen and you remind me so much of The Click its awesome
4:19 You sound a lot like the Postal dude
okay everyone, let's say it together: Christmas is not a reason to discount!
I didn’t read the first text in the thumbnail and I just went “ 👁👄👁 w h a t “
Shmebulok is from gravity falls
*in gruff voice* Shmebulock
The Government is the richest person in the world
11:02 its not a sword its more like a god dammit trident
13:10 Someone watched Gravity Falls
13:14 My mans has been watching too much Gravity Falls conspiracy videos.
Sounds like Sebastian's voice from Black Butler.
0:34 did he seriously just say BeyonKEY
Ur voice is so uncomfortable
1:46 “Jiffy Lube Girl”
10:55 "How dare you use my own spells against me, Potter"
YEET
AAAA WHAT AMOGUS
landlords literally get paid from their tenants lol
mkay
Oh beyonke
6:18 its always amazing when people piss an ass like that with more than just logic
*beyonke* 0:34
Ah yes, my favorite music superstar, *Bee yon key.*
Jack not knowing that Jiffy Lube isn't sexual, it's a store for something I forgot what but like-
Every choosing beggar ever: *Ah yes, I should totally be able to buy the entire universe for free*
just look at all the one star reviews for the henry stickmin collection
"Beyonkey" (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Hell, I'd pay £5 for a thousand word thing. That's already cheap enough.
Music superstar “BIYONKEY”
7:04 i wonder if he came up with 950$ because it was 9:50pm
Would starve to death if something for £25 was lowered to £3
Ummm mk you said something on the first two but in actuality if you have have an arse to see with you’d know rich people dont earn the money and when they spend £20k on fucking shoes to show off take that into account before macking them look a star
I’m third grade I begged a guy with a skateboard to take my dollar and do a kick flip.
*Beyionky*
SHMEBULOCK?!?!?
30 seconds in "Beyon-key" Im dying XD
Who else went to the comments as soon as he pronounced Beyoncè as “Beyon-kee” instead of “Beyon-Say”
E
Oh boy
lol
idk who this is but i already love him
I'm annoyed he said beoncy instead of Beyoncé 😠
3:42 I like how you switch to Trevor Philips' voice whenever there's capslock.
_b e y o n k i_
13:10 shmebulock is a gnome from gravity falls
2:04 its probably a ex
My breath smells like dog food, wonder why.
where is the fan art, its not the same without fan art